Notes · August 25, 2026
How to read a lab report
Every imported flower, preroll, and dab on today's board links its third-party PDF. Here is how to open it, what the rows mean, and when to call instead of guessing.
The live board is sellable today only. If a strain is on the menu, we expect a matching lab packet — the same files you can open from the product chip or from the lab reports hub. This note is how to read that packet. It is not medical advice and it is not a claim that a number on a sheet will feel a certain way.
Start on the chip, then the hub
On the home board, each card that has a report shows a Labs control. That opens the PDF for that handle. The hub is the same set in one list, so you can scan without opening every card. If the hub lists a handle as missing, the chip will not invent a file. Call (513) 986-5438 if you need a batch that is not posted yet.
Use the hub when you are comparing more than one eighth, or when you want the file before you add. Use the chip when you already know the strain. Both surfaces should agree. If they do not, trust the PDF date and call us.
What the first page is for
A certificate of analysis is a lab snapshot of one batch. Look at the product name, the date, and the lab that signed it before you read any potency row. Names on marketing cards get shortened. The PDF is the longer identity. If the date is old relative to how we talk about “today’s board,” ask. We do not keep coming-soon or preorder SKUs on the public menu, and we do not want a leftover sheet standing in for a batch that is gone.
Southern Ohio customers in Hyde Park, Oakley, and Montgomery use this the same way: confirm the file, then add. The town pages do not reprint the tables. They point here and to the hub so the numbers stay with the batch, not with a neighborhood paragraph.
Cannabinoid rows are lab numbers
The sheet lists cannabinoids as analytes — chemical amounts the lab measured in that sample. One of those rows may be THCA. That is a lab line, not a ranking keyword and not a promise. Titles and ads on this site say cannabis. The PDF is allowed to print the chemistry because that is what the test measured.
Read total cannabinoids the lab reports, then terpenes if the panel includes them. Loud smell on the board should have a terpene story on the sheet, not a slogan. If a card smells like gas and the terp list is empty, that is a reason to ask, not a reason to ignore the file.
Contaminants and pass / fail
Full-panel work also screens for things we do not want in flower, prerolls, or dabs: residual solvents where they apply, heavy metals, microbials, and pesticides. You are looking for a clear pass on those blocks, not for a health claim. We will not tell you a product treats or cures anything. We will tell you whether the batch we are selling has a current sheet.
If a section is “not tested,” treat that as incomplete. Indoor small-batch flower still needs the panel we publish. A pretty nug photo does not replace it.
21+, no door theater
The site is 21+. We do not claim we check photo ID at a storefront door we do not run. Packaging is unmarked. The lab file is how you inspect the batch before it is in the bag. Keep the PDF if you want a record of what you ordered.
Next: open today’s lab hub, or read how pick up and delivery works if you still need to confirm a zip.